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Learn to spell things!
well in memphis ALL of our DC calls had to be translated (worst shit ever/ASL SUCKS learn english?)
Deafie...so you give 20,00 daper to me?????????????????????????
Me... :WTF DOES THAT MEAN?: /fuck it reads verbatim
Lady...Ok, I'll give you 20 dollars for some diapers.
That was wayyyy out there....
anyway, off the subject but i've had/sat next to an opr who had QUITE a few hilarious nigerians.
"i have kidnap ur wife if u dont give me 20,000 dollar i will kill her"
"uhhh.............. is this a joke?"
"NO THIS IS NOT A JOKE I AM NOT JOKING BECAUSE I NEVER JOKE!!!"
can't forget this one...
"YOU WILL SEND THE MONEY OR ELSE I WILL BEAT YOU TIL YOU CRY LIKE BABY THEN GIVE YOU MILK TO SUCK ON TO STOP CRY"
orrrr...
"I want to suck your penis until the head turns red and ur mum cries for me to stop"
Yeaaaah, that was hottttt.
"Thank you for calling Wendy's this is Josh how can I help you?"
"HELLO THIS RICK JAMES DO YOU HAVE PUPPY FOR SLAE?"
(of course i took pride in pronouncing SLAE as SLAY because we all know that's what they really mean :) )
"Uhh puppies for slay????"
/click
"OPR REDAIL"
what? i hit baudot on accident cant see ya!!!!!!
aw shucks, I kinda miss that shit now. I had some pretty amusing days.
It was even more amusing on slow days when i figured out how to transfer calls.
That was pretty B-A for sure.
Anyway... another one this deaf girl was being pretty rude.... she wanted me to call some employer that wouldn't hire her because she was "deafie"
"You not hire me because I deafie u think deafie cant communiCAT but i communiCAT well"
yeah, i'm pretty sure that made him wanna hire ya babe. I'd have helped you out but since you were so rude that pretty much ruined it for you!
Anyway, I don't think there's any reason EVER to be rude to the opr because they can fuck your shit up asap.
"Pepnoids??? what are pepnoids???"
"PEPNOS!! OPR TELL HER PEPNOS!!"
"Pepnos?? do you mean peppers?"
"NO!!!!!!!! PEPROLLI"
Mk how many times are you gonna guess a word?
I never minded overlooking typos til they got rude, after that it's all verbatim bby.
"OPR ARE U NOT READING WHAT I TYPE? STOP DICKING AROUND THIS IS SERIOUS"
Fuck u dude ALTZ. Cause I don't care if it's serious if you're gonna be a rude motherfucker. I'm sorry your stupid sidekick2 has shitty reception and everything sends at once... not my prob! I voice it when I see it, calm down.
And no I didn't get fired (I made it 2 years!)! I rolled out of that piece in style though (unfortunately ONLY 3 days prior to eliminating fraud and announcing the lay offs... FUCK!!! *slaps head*)! I was a pretty good lil CA til dumbasses pissed me off though so no worries.
& kids that abuse relay.... You should probably get a hobby... maybe like skateboarding or swimming..? not sitting on your obese ass making the opr talk dirty to you. We're well aware that you're unable to get a gf and most of us feel bad for you .... but seriously? Like I'd ever have phone sex for 10 dollars an hour aha, don't be silly.
& to the "adults" that abuse relay "because they pay for it and it amuses them outside of drinking"...... You should probably just drop dead right now, Sorry your life is so dull and meaningless that you need to use relay for entertainment. Maybe you should try actually making friends? Maybe get a girlfriend or a hobby? Read a book? Fuck, anything besides being a complete douche bag.